About
I was born at a very young age. You could tell because I was thrown into what looks like Megamind's space shuttle the instant I exited my mother's womb. I was then a boring little goblin for like 16-ish years, then got cool by being the frontman in a band. I then got even cooler by doing another show with my band, then got bored and won Prom Queen. Maria can shove her hands into a blender. Now I make posters sometimes but honestly the motivation really got killed. If I do my LIAs really fast then I could probably get more done? Eh.
Also, I saw a Pole go into the optometrist's office.